Commercials We Ought to Have

I am damn sick and tired of the crap they show on local television and TVMobile. Since they like to flood the airwaves with so many damn commercials, at least show some quality shit! People are dog-tired after a day of slavery. They don't need to watch Joanne Peh or that Little Nonya girl time and again.

It's quite unlikely this will ever happen in a restaurant in Singapore.

Why put your viewers through 90 minutes of S-League torture, when they can enjoy a minute of this?

My fellow countrymen and women should take heed.

This has to deserve a Nobel Prize for...erm... whatever. Just award the damn prize, fuck.

If only we had less prudes and pious bastards in this cuntry. Sigh...