Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Two More Down

Word is that two of my friends are getting married at the end of the year. This is a double tragedy. After coughing out tens of thousands of dollars for a banquet of slop their next task will be to spend the next twenty to thirty years paying for a pigeon hole.

I trust that they will be responsible parents by choosing not to procreate. Why bring children into a world where they will be serfs to a cartel of uncaring rich and elitist scum? Why should a young man waste two years playing soldier for shite wages while his foreign counterparts go to university and gain experience by starting work two years earlier? I have a mind to miss at least one of the weddings. I am skint and not sufficiently masochistic to pay good money to bear witness to the commencement of these moral disasters.

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