Finally!

Everton have finally signed an experienced player. A Russian international with a nice left peg and some 20 caps for his country. The news is that we are going to get an Argentine international on loan. We may be selling Lescott to that Al Queda from Manchester, but it is no big loss because we still have a decent defence. It is our attack that is shite.

It is all too obvious that after that horror show at Burnley, drastic changes are in order. We cannot just base our game purely on a solid defence and rely on our opponents to make mistakes. They will get smart to our plan sooner or later and at Burnley we got found out. It is time to attack. We must be the most defensive team in the division. Hell, we finished fifth last season. If worse teams than us dare to attack I don't see why we have to play tortoise.

And yes, the Shite lost to Villa this morning. Three games played, one win, and two losses. Keep it up you bloodshitting bastards. Let's see you do a Newcastle.

It's Sigma in two days' time. We have a healthy 4:0 lead from the first leg, and should go through. The more important game is the one against Wigan. After their capitulation to ManUre they are going to want to prove a point. Both sides are just as bad as each other. We got murdered 6:1 by the Arse at home and they suffered a 5:0 reversal, also at home. Both have lost to newly promoted sides. This has the feeling of a relegation 'six-pointer'. To happen this early in the season, well, the league has gone crazy and we are going through that sticky patch again.

Whatever the result, Moyes, please get the boys to attack. We are at home, Wigan are shite and if we attack them right from the start there is no reason why we cannot get a positive result. Get that beggary-looking Jo to play right wing. Osman is not fast enough to be a winger. Peanuts can play on the left. King Louis plays target man, with Fell and Joey alternating positions behind him. Rodwell can clean up things in front of the back four.

Get Neville to play right, Baines left, and in centre, Yobo and Neville, with the former as sweeper. Howard continues in goal. Play direct attacking football. Wigan will crumble.

At the end of all these, one thing which I am mightily relieved. Senderos is not our player!