Randomness

Japan, Burma, and now Taiwan have been hit by earthquakes in recent months. If the earthquakes follow a diagonal path down towards the left, Shithole will get to enjoy some earthshaking events for once. (The Erections do not count. It is onanistic and therefore ejaculatory, way below what one would classify as 'explosive', or 'world-shaking'.)

Studies have shown that people who do not have breakfast tend to live shorter existences. As the world is suffering from food shortages, partly caused by the human population explosion, it will be a good idea for people to forgo breakfast. The equation is simple: fewer breakfasts = more food + fewer people. This in turn gives rise to this equation: more space and resources = people living better lives.

Ronaldo once said in an interview, "The god of football has sent me to play football." Once Messi heard this he said,"I dont remember sending anyone."

This is the silliest football article I have read in a quite a while: Messi and Mourinho mask Barca shine.

Some sense at last: Wenger rejects conspiracy theories.