First Rant of the Month

I was aghast to learn from soccernet.com that Spurs got Old Boys in their Champions League qualifier. This is an absolute disgrace. When the Blues secured fourth place several seasons ago, who did we get? Bloody Villareal! And who did the Lily Whites(Trash) draw? The Swiss League runner-ups! THE SWISS! What the Hell?! It is obvious that everybody just hates Everton. Our useless chairman Bill Kenwright claims he has been receiving 'seven to eight offers of investment' every year but we are still so skint. When we played Villareal THAT season, we were robbed of an equalising goal which would have taken the tie into extra-time. Then last year, we had our proposal for a new stadium rejected by the idiotic Liverpool town council. Now, even unfashionable Blackburn is attracting investments worth 300 million pounds! A long and dreary season awaits....

To the Hells with Kenwright! To the Hells with the Everton board! To the Hells with the Everton marketing and business strategy teams! To the Hells with the Liverpool council! To the Hells with the Shite! To the Hells with UEFA! To the Hells with Blatter! To the Hells with this shithole! I still DON'T have my away kit! #@%&?$!