Now, this is FILM ART!

A conversation between me and the Brain. We should be directors.


The Brain (Yesterday at 4:26 AM):
it's really a joy watching her performances
great speed, great choreography, great movement, great balance, great facial expressions

The Brain said (Yesterday at 4:38 AM):
however, i still love Evgeni Plushenko the most: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ieMEfklmuI&feature=related
he invented many figure-skating techniques himself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21woRiBqrks

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
http://www.chinalanguage.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=779&start=45
further proof that the Koreans are an inferior race.

Chinese was too difficult for the Koreans, which was why Korean was invented.
"Hangeul (the Korean alphabet) was created by King Sejong in 1443. Prior to Hangeul, all of the Korean literati used the Hanja writing system, which were traditional Chinese characters with Korean pronunciation and meaning, and used a written language known as Hanmun, which was basically Classical Chinese, for official court documents."

"However, even with the advent of the Korean alphabet, use of Hanja and Hanmun in daily correspondence was not discontinued, with the Korean aristocracy, educated in Classical Chinese for the transcription of the Korean language, assumed condescending attitudes toward Hangeul and any kind of usage of it (as displayed by the number of pejoratives used to refer to it)."
"King Sejong explained that he created the new script because the Korean language was different from Chinese; using Chinese characters (known as Hanja) to write was so difficult for the common people that only the male aristocrats (yangban) could read and write fluently. (A few female members of the royal family could also do so to a certain extent). The majority of Koreans were effectively illiterate before Hangul's invention."

The Philistine says:
"Don't challenge the patience of all Chinese. OR, someday, without the protection of your U.S.A daddy, you will be our sub-country again. "
Brilliant!

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
i love it when any country bullies Korea.

The Philistine says:
When their navy vessel was sunk, they didn't even dare to back at North Korea.
Such lack of balls!
What is the use of making your male citizens do compulsory military service when your leaders behave like pussies.
?*

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
very true.

The Philistine says:
"I suggest korea also to pretend USA soldiers have korea blood, so korea people will be the strongest race in the world.

I am waiting for this laughy.haha!!!"

I don't think US soldiers are that tough, seeing that their suicide rate is pretty high.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
Chinese netizens joked that Korea would claim that Phelps was Korean.
tougher than SK soldiers for sure.

The Philistine says:
The only SK useful is that blooy SK II, and even so, it is a waste of $ and only good for cheating people!
bloody*

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
bad reviews from your friends who use that product?

The Philistine says:
Hell, I may have quite a few dumb friends, but I'm certainly no fan of dumb women!

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
nobody is

The Philistine says:
Ronaldo apparently had a fling with Paris Hilton.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
i'm not surprised.
when a slut and a manwhore meet each other...

The Philistine says:
Damn right.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
do you like this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSf9G5x7rMI

The Philistine says:
I prefer the original version better.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
same here.

The Philistine says:
When we were in school we used to joke a lot about this song.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
when i listen to songs with lyrics like these i always marvel at the beauty of the Chinese language
i don't think English can ever capture the same melancholy with such simplicity
what jokes did you make?

The Philistine says:
One night in Beijing...wo liu xia xu duo [insert your vulgar term]...
.....

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
...
how creative

The Philistine says:
Yes.
Boys will be boys.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
i can guarantee you that girls talk even dirtier when there are no boys around.

The Philistine says:
This I have no dounbt.
doubt*

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
in Secondary 2, my Chinese teacher used the phrase “不入虎穴，焉得虎子” in class
my best friend immediately gave me a dirty grin
i burst out laughing in class, which attracted everyone's attention.
think of the 虎穴 as a woman's vagina...

The Philistinesays:
HAHAHAHA!

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
creative, isn't it? and very subtle too.
good imagery and nice symbolism.
it's a pity she isn't interested in being a poet.

The Philistine says:
When we watched Journey to the West, we used to make jokes about Hei feng dong.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
what jokes?

The Philistine says:
About going in to kill 'demons'; attacking it and making it bloody; about how black you can't see a thing; being stuck and unable to COME out.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
nice analogy.

The Philistine says:
Not as poetic and high class as Ah Mah's.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
i agree.
it was so memorable that i remember it to this day.

The Philistine says:
Kodak moment.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
too bad she's in the land of Kimchi now.
i miss her wit.

The Philistine says:
Fret not.
You have Miss Emo II.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
... she's hardly witty

The Philistine says:
She is, as we say, 'another type of player'.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
anyway Miss Emo II impressed me once.
our male friends in Boston were pestering us to watch this chick flick titled The Notebook.
according to these male friends, The Notebook is a very beautiful and touching movie.
Miss Emo II and i only felt very disgusted after watching it.
the story is about a couple who were separated during wartime.
after a few years, the lady was engaged to a new man, who was handsome, rich, loving, faithful, talented.
but she bumped into her old flame and realised that she was still in love with her ex.
so she cruelly dumped her very awesome fiancee and went back to her old flame.
her old flame also dumped his new girlfriend and went back to her.
these two despicable people spent the rest of their lives together and 死于同年同日。
my male friends kept gushing about how it was true love; how touching it was; how they were meant to be.
Miss Emo II and i thought it was just a story about two 贱人。
anyway Miss Emo II then expressed her own views on true love, which i thought was very true.
she said, "our male friends just believe in true love they don't have to work for. they have no sense of responsibility or commitment. there's no such thing as 'destiny'. maybe if the girl had stayed with her fiancee and tried to work things out, at the end of the day she'd realise that her fiancee was her true love too."

The Philistine says:
I am shocked!
Miss Emo II could actually say such things!

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
very wise words, are they not?

The Philistine says:
It is a bleeding miracle!
Yes.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
that's why i told you she is very sensible with it comes to relationships.

The Philistine says:
Anyway, the story plot was uncreative. If I were the director, this would be my plot. Slut 1 meets Manwhore 1, separate from Manwhore 1, meets Manwhore 2, meets Manwhore 1 again and ditches Manwhore 2, Manwhore 2 gets pissed off and goes after Slut 2 (Manwhore 1's sister), Manwhore 1 gets fed up and bangs his own sister as revenge, Manwhore 2 then takes Slut 1 and bangs her to piss Manwhore 2.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
wow.
yeah, the plot was hackneyed.
it was based on a poorly written book by Nicholas Sparks.
some stupid chick lit author.

The Philistine says:
Unhappy at Manwhore 2's behavior, Slut 2 copulates with Slut 1. Then the two Manwhores get really pissed off and ask other Manwhores to bang the two Sluts. They then kill the two sluts and realize how much in love they are with each other.
They live happily ever after - THE END.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
sounds like porn and gore rolled into one.

The Philistine says:
Obviously Sparks is not a very bright man,
It's not just porn.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
if not he wouldn't be writing chick lit.

The Philistine says:
It's the EARTHSHAKING LOVE STORY OF THE YEAR.
GROUNDBREAKING.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
yes. it challenges taboos about incest, polyamory, rape, homosexuality, and prosmiscuity.

The Philistine says:
Wow.
You can be my reviewer.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
too bad there is nothing about bestiality.

The Philistine says:
Good idea.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
and why not throw in some sadomasochism while you're at it?

The Philistine says:
Throw in a horse then.
Yes!

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
a horse's private part may be too gigantic for anyone's enjoyment.

The Philistine says:
The horse can trample on one of the Manwhore, after which he takes 'revenge' on the horse by 'riding' it.
The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
ah.

The Philistine says:
Manwhores*

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
hmmm.

The Philistine says:
One of the characters can get jealous and kill the horse.
She/he then 'flogs a dead horse'.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
and after that she/he decapacitates the horse. the Manwhore who rode the horse wakes up to find the horse's head in his bed.
dum dum dum, an allusion to The Godfather.
suddenly all the critics would praise you for your clever plot device.

The Philistine says:
Now....you are on to something.
We can use plots from various classics!

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
indeed. the Manwhore is very angry that one of his sex buddies should do something so uncouth.
so he decided to take revenge.
he melted some gold in a pot at several hundred degrees, and then he carefully used a machine to hang the pot from the ceiling. he lured the culprit who placed the horse's head in his head, and made the culprit lie down in a bed under the pot. he tied the culprit to the bed and then blindfolded him/her. the culprit thought something kinky was going on and waited in bated breath.
at this moment, the Manwhore left the room, triggered a switch, which tipped the balance of the pot, pouring hot melted gold all over the culprit.
the culprit screamed in pain and his/her corpse became a golden statue, as he/she lied on the bed.
there you have it: an allusion to The Golden Finger.

The Philistine says:
Well done!
We must name this character OSCAR.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
the Manwhore?
the Golden Corpse?

The Philistine says:
The carcass.
It's a hint to the judges to award us with the Oscar in recognition of our great piece of work.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
ah yes. or else the judges would end up just like Oscar.

The Philistine says:
Yes.
We can even have Rambo scenes.
Have a character (call him BRUNO), he comes in and bangs everybody, and then makes his escape into the sunset on the horse.
Clint Eastwood westerns + Rambo action.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
where else can anyone find a movie that has porn and gore, and challenges conventions, AND makes clever allusions?

The Philistine says:
We are definitely a cut above the rest.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
of course, of course.
what a pity we're not doing Film Studies.

The Philistine says:
Yes, I should tell XH about our story on Sunday.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
why not just save this conversation and send it to him?
for his perusal.

The Philistine says:
Idea. We can only send to him via FB though.
He said he deactivated his MSN account.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
i thought his hotmail email is still working.
just that he doesnt have MSN Messenger.

The Philistine says:
I still prefer to send him this via FB. My hotmail is quite slow at times, no thanks to the %#^$# spam.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
ah okay. anyway brb in 1 hour.
ttyl if you're still here.

The Philistine says:
Do you want to send him the entire conversation or our Film Art part? I haven't pasted it on his Wall yet.

The Brain can i break you through this world? says:
up to you; after all there are not secrets here.
no*

The Philistine says:
I'm just afraid that the earlier part may distract him from our fantastic plot.
Oh hack! I'll just put the whole thing in. He needs to know that the kimchi eaters are dregs.