Football Talk.

The Shittizens take on the Manure in the Manchester derby tonight. After cleaning out the Arse last week, the nouveau riche Baby Blues will be out to justify the 200 million pounds their Middle-Eastern terrorist sponsors have invested in them.

With that 'clown from Togo' Adebayor suspended, the vulgar and culturally bereft side of Manchester will struggle at Old Trafford. Save for Ferdinand, who is doubtful for the clash, the Manure are at full strength.

Shitty, on the other hand, has become the club everyone loves to hate, and they will expect a hostile reception from Old Trafford faithful. The Shitty are like a top heavy hussy: all boobs and nothing else. She is better lying down getting fucked than standing up trying to play a bigger goat than what she already is.

So a momentous day awaits. The wheels will finally come off the wagon for this small club with a small mentality. Rooney and Owen to get on the scoresheet, Bellamy to get sent off, and justice to be done.


For a team of our history and quality, to be mired in the relegation zone is an absolute disgrace. But we have the perfect opportunity to kickstart our season when violent Blackburn come visiting tonight.

We were totally negative at Fulham last week and paid the price. The midweek trashing of AEK Athens in Europe demonstrates we can be a potent attacking force if we want to. Being the home team, we should attack the visitors. Nothing less than a comprehensive victory against Blackburn will suffice. Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.