One cunt in Guangdong is offering her virgin cunt for an iPhone 4. She is really a so hai. iPhone 5 is coming out in September and she wants to allow her cunt to be invaded for a product that is going to be phased out. However, the real so hai will be the bloke who takes her up on her offer. Why pay so much $ to bonk her when prettier whores can be had for much cheaper rates?
According to Forrest Gump, life is like a bunch of chocolates: you never know what you are going to get.
So is whoring.
My libertine xtian friend has had some sextisfying experiences with whores but also more unsextisfying ones.
- Being mercilessly teased by the whore for having a big belly (no, he's not fat).
- Finding out that the air-con was not on only after concluding his exhausting - and sweating - business with the whore.
- Having his hand slapped away when he tried to feel the whore's butt.
- Being told to mind his own business when he asked the whore for her name.
- Unable to shoot after thrusting furiously for 20 minutes and having to pay an additional $50 to extend the service duration.
Conclusion: His useless god is not with him. The divine bugger is probably impotent as well.
The Thai spec who lost both her legs to the oncoming train when she fell onto the MRT track may well become a millionaire if Sinkies continue to send in donations. Last time we checked, donations reached S$400,000 and her family wanted to sue the railway operator for more than S$3 million.
Ordinarily not a supporter of asSMRT, I have found cause on this occasion to defend the bastards.
First, as aSSMRT was not at fault in the first place, why should they be obliged to pay the Thai? The railway has been running without safety barriers for decades and the issue of safety never came up. In fact, most of the railways in other parts of the world do not have any safety barriers erected. Insofar as the railway industry is concerned, having no barriers is clearly not a breach of safety standards. The only thing they did wrong in this debacle was to pay the victim a measly S$5,000, which is not only extremely insulting, but also tacit admission that it was their fault the accident happened.
Second, the Thai spec's parents had to share part of the blame. What kind of parents lets their 14-year old child stay in a foreign country alone? Sinkieland may be a safe country, but that does not mean parental vigilance should not be exercised.
Third, the Thai spec should have taken more responsibility for her own safety. Why did she stray so near to the track when she was giddy from the medicine she had been taking?
It is absolutely ridiculous that the Thai spec's parents are suing the asSMRT for more than S$3 million. If I go to your house, lean out of your kitchen window to ogle some busty chiobu who happens to be walking by the block, overreach, fall out of the window and break my legs in the fall, do I have the right to sue you?
A friend said that in the US, if a burglar injures himself while bungling his victim's house, he may sue the victim for causing harm if it is proven that the 'dangerous objects or objects placed dangerously' in the house caused the accident. I replied that in the US, it is also possible to sue a non-existent entity like Gawd and the legislation in some states decrees that creationism must be taught alongside evolution as valid theories in public schools, but does that mean we have to follow their stupidity? If I see a person jump down from a tall building, it does not mean that I have to do follow suit, yea?
Lastly, I don't know why in the Hells Sinkies are so gracious to foreigners just because of the media promotes a sob story. Every year our military personnel die or get seriously injured in military exercises and IPPTs, but how come no Sinkies step forward and give them and/or their families money? Every day many Sinkies lose their jobs to foreign trash and find it hard to make ends meet how come some fucking Sinkie rich man or jibye Rotary Club give them $?
We keep KPKB-ing about foreign trash flooding our cuntry, depressing our wages and jacking up the fucking property prices until a fucking pigeon-hole of a flat becomes unaffordable to Sinkies, but when it comes to action, we bend over like some two penny whore in Desker Road for some fucking ah-neh. What rubbish is this? Think about it. If a Sinkie takes a train in BangCock and gets his legs amputated in an accident, do you think the Thai public or some Thai millionaire will solicit donations on his behalf or the railway company there give him $ as a sign of 'goodwill'? Sinkies need to fucking wake up their idea. I am not belittling the Thai spec's agony. We are talking about a young girl who has had her future ripped away from her and who will be spending the next 50 years or so without her legs. It is certainly not a joking matter. But Sinkies should care about ourselves first because if we don't look after our own interests, nobody else will. Foreigners won't give a shit and the scum in white who let in so many trash certainly won't give a shit about Sinkies like you and me!
Sinkies! Let us not be gong jibyes! LOOK AFTER OUR OWN INTERESTS FIRST!
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